June252012

Anonymous asked: I'm not a cester, nor an anti cester but I find the whole concept of this blog very amusing. :D

Fear Jedsus

But love him too.

Jedsus welcomes you to his kingdom, pure one. <3

9PM

FOLLOWERS OF JEDSUS, DO NOT FEAR, FOR THE BIBLE HAS RETURNED:

The bible spent 1 month in solitude praying for the sinners of this world. Rejoice for we have returned to spread the words of Jedsus.

Let us bond as brothers and sisters.

May142012
6PM
May62012
4PM
it&#8217;s not a question of if there ever was. It&#8217;s when did it start.

it’s not a question of if there ever was. It’s when did it start.

(via scumbag-jedward-fans-deactivate)

4PM
obsessingmuch:

Because of this dude:

obsessingmuch:

Because of this dude:

(Source: morejedsecrets)

May42012

Say the holy prayer children:

Our John, who art in Edward,
Hallowed be thy cest,
In him you come, 
Thy cest be done
On earth as it is on Planet Jedward.
Give us this day our daily cest
And forgive us our incest-ness
As we forgive those who anti-cest
Against us
And lead the twins into temptation
Because we are incredibly evil.
Amen.

May32012
Child, how do we put this.
Of course there&#8217;s 2 faces.
It&#8217;s two people. It&#8217;d be weird being 1 faced&#8230; 

Child, how do we put this.

Of course there’s 2 faces.

It’s two people. It’d be weird being 1 faced… 

(Source: morejedsecrets)

3PM

Anonymous asked: Forgive me father for I have sinned. It's my first confession. I wished Satan a happy birthday. I only wanted to be nice, even to him, but surely it was wrong.

You were being nice.

Showing mercy is not a bad asset young one.

But avoid being tempted by Kievil.

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